Brutally Honest Translation
Free consulting, please. I haven't prepared questions and I won't implement most of what you say.
Workload & boundaries
“Can I pick your brain?”
I want your expertise for free, with no brief, no scope, and no credit. The metaphor makes it sound casual.
How it gets used
Usually sent by someone slightly more senior or adjacent to your role. The advice is real work, and the meeting has no agenda.
Three ways to answer “Can I pick your brain?”
Supreme Court Polite
Might I ask for your perspective on a topic where your experience would be valuable?
Passive-Aggressive Retaliation
Gladly. Send your top three questions in advance and I'll answer in writing so we both have it.
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