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“Noted”

I have received your opinion and I am filing it in the bin. Nothing you said will change anything.

How it gets used

The single-word response to feedback you did not ask for. Its brevity is the entire message.

Three ways to answer “Noted”

Brutally Honest Translation

I heard you and I do not care. Please stop.

Supreme Court Polite

Thank you for your perspective. I have recorded your input for consideration.

Passive-Aggressive Retaliation

Noted. Thanks so much for flagging!

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