Culture & values

“Unlimited PTO”

No accrual, no payout, no minimum, and social pressure to take fewer days than a fixed allowance would have given you.

How it gets used

Presented as a benefit. In practice, untracked leave depends on manager approval and cultural permission, both of which tend to be scarce.

Three ways to answer “Unlimited PTO”

Brutally Honest Translation

We removed the number so you can't cash it out or prove what you were owed.

Supreme Court Polite

The company offers flexible, untracked leave that employees arrange with their manager.

Passive-Aggressive Retaliation

Great. I'll book my leave in advance and put it in the shared calendar so it's visible and agreed.

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